August 18, 2008

Worried About My Reputation

Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Austin, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are [...]

August 18, 2008

Puppies for sale….

A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read “Puppies for sale.”
Signs like that have a way of attracting small children, and sure enough, a little boy appeared under the store owner’s sign. “How much are you going to sell the puppies for?” he asked. The store owner replied, “Anywhere from $30.00 [...]