Former Cowboy Frank Cornish Dead at 40

Rest in peace, No. 68.
Sobering news this afternoon as former Dallas Cowboy Frank Cornish was found dead last night in his Southlake home of an apparent heart attack.
Cornish, who would’ve been 41 next month, was just yesterday talking to former Cowboys about an upcoming mini-reunion. Players like Larry Brown, Nate Newton, Leon Lett, Michael Downs, [...]

Apple Announcement

Apple Announcement:
 
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that
 can store and play music. The *iTit* will cost from $499 to $699,
depending on cup and speaker size.
 
This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, because women
 are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not
listening to them.

Funny Lifeguard

Thanks to Cousin Patsy!

Yearbook Yourself, How You Would Look In 1950’s-1990’s Yearbooks

 
With Yearbook Yourself you can upload a photo of yourself and then see what you would look like in yearbook photos from the 1950’s through 1990’s.

E-mail hoaxes millions fell for

Extreme Technophobia: Pop Popcorn With Cell Phones
With all the talk of cell phone dangers, the idea of radiation from them being powerful enough to pop popcorn doesn’t seem that far-fetched, at least on the surface. Why, just this summer the Pittsburgh Cancer Institute advised its employees to limit exposure to electromagnetic radiation from cell phones. [...]