August 30, 2008
David Duchovny Can’t Help Putting His Dong In Stuff
Hearing celebrities make up fantastical excuses for their seedy problems should replace baseball as America’s pastime. It’s not a “meth bender,” it’s “exhaustion.” It’s not “peeing on a 15-year-old,” it’s “mistaken identity.” And now David Duchovny’s excuse for “being a good looking male celebrity who can put his dong in any woman he wants to, [...]
