I saw an AP story today in the Abilene Reporter News that just has to be told. Here is the story:
WACO (AP) — Waco police say a fight over flatulence left one man stabbed and another facing an assault charge.
A statement Wednesday says police were called to a motel where several men from the Houston area were sharing a room.
Police say 35-year-old Juan Antonio Salano Castellano allegedly passed gas in the room Tuesday night.
Police say one of the other men became upset, picked up a knife and threw it at Castellano, who was cut in the leg. The suspect is accused of then stabbing Catellano in the chest.
Castellano was transported to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center, where police say he was treated for non-life threatening wounds.
The alleged attacker was arrested and faces an aggravated assault charge.
First of all can you believe this really happen? And second of all, can you believe it made the freaking news? And finally, how many men can share a motel room? There’s many things that make this story almost comical if it weren’t so sick.
Man accused of stabbing friend in flatulence fight (Reporter News)